Wait, are you actually reading this?

Seriously? You're actually reading this? Man, you have problems. I have no idea why anyone would want to read anything I wrote, which is somewhat odd considering I (1) started a blog and (2) am considering becoming a writer. I mean, what I write is SO GOOD that it would make everyone else weep when comparing it to their own writing skills. Crying is generally a bad thing
Of course if someone you don't like is crying, that tends to be a good thing. But only if you're a sadist like me.