This is Squirtle. Squirtle sucks. Nobody likes Squirtle. Not even his mother. Not even with sunglasses. Squirtle is part of the mafia. Nobody likes the mafia. If you support Squirtle, you support the mafia. Ponyta would kick Squirtle's ass. Ponies have every advantage over turtles. This advantage trumps the Water> Fire advantage. Because Ponyta is a pony. And on fire. Squirtle is a turtle. That's not on fire. Instead he's blue. Blue instead of on fire. Squirtle is boring. Squirtle can suck it.
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