Pokemon Profile Picture Month

When on Facebook you'll inevitably come across various fads. One might require you to post something as your status or change your profile pic. This month is December. What do you associate with December? That's right! Pokemon! It's Pokemon profile picture month. You change your profile picture to any Pokemon you want because that's the Christmas spirit.

I was going to set mine as Ponyta, but someone else took Rapidash and it would seem like I was copying them.
Screw you, Rapidash. Unicorns SUCK. Ponies are where it's at.

With Ponyta no longer an option, there was only one path left for me to follow.


Jesus is now my profile picture. He kicks all kinds of Pokemon ass.


Jesus: Savior Pokemon

Passive: Resurrected after 3 turns if KO'd. Then kinda leaves.


Cast First Stone: Enemy Pokemon are unable to attack Jesus for the rest of the battle.

Heal: Jesus heals himself, and all of his trainer's Pokemon to full health.

Preach: Jesus reads passages from the Bible, causing all enemy Pokemon AND their trainer to fall asleep.

Condemn: Jesus condemns enemy trainer to hell for all eternity, instantly winning the battle.